Omg yesterday night I had this FREAKING weird dream. I dream I was visited by this ang mo lao zha bor. Then she tell me she need to collect a piece of my flesh to prove to Hades (her Lao ban) that I was son of Zeus. Then she pried open my mouth and took a piece of flesh from the roof of my mouth. Using knife somemore lehh! Wa lau eh, want to take flesh okay lah, ask first lah then can take all my fats away mah, best is take all. Then she fly out of my window siah. Damn epic, my window got grille one then she flew and bang into the grille. Okay lah not really her fault also lols, cause I never open mah. The best thing is that when I woke up right, that part of my flesh was really missing siah. Zomggggg. The roof of my mouth is missing!! (ok lah only a small piece, but still!!!)
Okay anyway, I'm thinking if I should join NRA cause it's like so cool. But I scared I not cool enough to join this cool CCA siah hahaha. Maybe I should just stick to HI club siah. Tomorrow I'm ushering for the DiD opening. :D And then Japanese lessons at night! I think BHG will be waiting for me. Everyone say awwww.
*awwwww*
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Early bird catches the worm?
I think not!!
Yesterday, I woke up a little later and caught the later bus to school. So today, I decided to be a good boy and wake up a little earlier. Hahaha. I set my alarm to ring at 6:50am but in the end I press snooze all the way until 7:20am. At that point of time I was like 'omfg shit shit shit shit!!!' then I jumped out of bed and chiong to my toilet. Hahaha then I pratically tore my clothes off me. Like HULK you know!
"Shawnee ANGRY!!!!!" *tears clothes off*
Then I put the shower to max and went to pee for a moment first while waiting for the water to heat up. Then I jumped straight into the gushing stream of steaming water to bathe. Which of course I regretted. The water was freaking 'steaming' you know!!! Omfg, I practically screamed as my tender body was being cooked like those White chicken that are sold at chicken rice stalls. I bet it was my stupid sister lah. Omg jealous of my beautiful skin so she wanted to scald me.
So anyway, I continued bathing and shampooed by the way I use some ba Wang shampoo. The one tha jackie chan endorses. I swear it stinks like a rotting maggot swimming in a pool of sweat. Even the colour come out is like those brownish Lao sai colour. Eeeeeewww. I want the clairol herbal essence coconut milk one. That way when I wash my hair, after wash finish will smell like nasi lemak. So awesome can, nasi lemak smelling hair. If I put chicken wing and chilli then can really eat as set meal already.
So after bathing, I went to check what time bus 52 will leave the interchange. It would leave at around 7:45am. So I message jojo to so she knows. At that time was around 7:30am and I was nude in my room typing a SMS hahahaha. I suddenly stoned for a full five minutes hahaha. Like seriously stand in my room naked and stare into space. Then I suddenly jerked, woke up and thrashed my cupboard for clothes. So at this point of time I had like 10 mins to dress up, leave house and chiong to the bus interchange. Which I did. Omg, I'm so proud of myself for managing this inhumane feat siah. So I got on the bus and at te interchange, there were already no more free seats left. Luckily I got one seat. So as the bus left the interchange, I messaged jojo that the bus arriving already. Then she still slowly take her time to walk to the bus stop. Then when the bus was reaching her bus stop, she still haven't reach yet. Hahaha. Then when the bus was about to leave her bus stop, I decided to do something damn spastic. I jumped out from my seat and press the bell. Then I walked to the exit and just stand there as though I was going to alight but never alight lah. Hahaha. Wa lau then I stand there like a complete idiot. Giving up my seat for nothing somemore lol. There was this awkward silence in the bus and I could feel the eyes of all the people on the bus trailing on my back lah. I was so paiseh, I dare not to look back lol.
So after that jojo found a seat and didn't even have the courtesy to offer the seat to me lah. Hahahahahaha
Okay so after that reach school, we parted our ways and I went to the class venue at blk 56. I was damn happy because today I reached school damn early then for once won't be late. When I was at the classroom, none of my classmates have arrived yet, so I was secretly happy that I was the first to arrive but then the happiness was short lived lah. 2 of the girls from my class came and they were like tweedle dee and tweedle dum. You know those 2 idiotic twins from alice in wonderland? Hahaha so funny lah. Then I checked MeL and found out today got no tutorials!! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
So that means I woke up so early, struggled in bed, left my dear bed bed alone at home for NOTHING. wa lau. That's why I'm here at makan place, bored and typing this stupid blogpost. OMG I just realized something. I never wear my blue watch today. ): I'm so sad.
Anyways here is a little something!
Thanks to Dione Quek for creating that awesome group! Now the rest also follow and create fan groups already, you pioneer the trend leh. Proud or not? :D Ya xun for spazzing in the group and joy for writing what is on the left side of the page. All you three get free subway cookies. Hahahaha like srsly. Free cookies hahaha. Ain't that dainty!!! <3 to you peeps!!! If all no opinions then the cookies shall be white chip, cause that's the best flavour ever.
Shawnee signing off from makan place!
Yesterday, I woke up a little later and caught the later bus to school. So today, I decided to be a good boy and wake up a little earlier. Hahaha. I set my alarm to ring at 6:50am but in the end I press snooze all the way until 7:20am. At that point of time I was like 'omfg shit shit shit shit!!!' then I jumped out of bed and chiong to my toilet. Hahaha then I pratically tore my clothes off me. Like HULK you know!
"Shawnee ANGRY!!!!!" *tears clothes off*
Then I put the shower to max and went to pee for a moment first while waiting for the water to heat up. Then I jumped straight into the gushing stream of steaming water to bathe. Which of course I regretted. The water was freaking 'steaming' you know!!! Omfg, I practically screamed as my tender body was being cooked like those White chicken that are sold at chicken rice stalls. I bet it was my stupid sister lah. Omg jealous of my beautiful skin so she wanted to scald me.
So anyway, I continued bathing and shampooed by the way I use some ba Wang shampoo. The one tha jackie chan endorses. I swear it stinks like a rotting maggot swimming in a pool of sweat. Even the colour come out is like those brownish Lao sai colour. Eeeeeewww. I want the clairol herbal essence coconut milk one. That way when I wash my hair, after wash finish will smell like nasi lemak. So awesome can, nasi lemak smelling hair. If I put chicken wing and chilli then can really eat as set meal already.
So after bathing, I went to check what time bus 52 will leave the interchange. It would leave at around 7:45am. So I message jojo to so she knows. At that time was around 7:30am and I was nude in my room typing a SMS hahahaha. I suddenly stoned for a full five minutes hahaha. Like seriously stand in my room naked and stare into space. Then I suddenly jerked, woke up and thrashed my cupboard for clothes. So at this point of time I had like 10 mins to dress up, leave house and chiong to the bus interchange. Which I did. Omg, I'm so proud of myself for managing this inhumane feat siah. So I got on the bus and at te interchange, there were already no more free seats left. Luckily I got one seat. So as the bus left the interchange, I messaged jojo that the bus arriving already. Then she still slowly take her time to walk to the bus stop. Then when the bus was reaching her bus stop, she still haven't reach yet. Hahaha. Then when the bus was about to leave her bus stop, I decided to do something damn spastic. I jumped out from my seat and press the bell. Then I walked to the exit and just stand there as though I was going to alight but never alight lah. Hahaha. Wa lau then I stand there like a complete idiot. Giving up my seat for nothing somemore lol. There was this awkward silence in the bus and I could feel the eyes of all the people on the bus trailing on my back lah. I was so paiseh, I dare not to look back lol.
So after that jojo found a seat and didn't even have the courtesy to offer the seat to me lah. Hahahahahaha
Okay so after that reach school, we parted our ways and I went to the class venue at blk 56. I was damn happy because today I reached school damn early then for once won't be late. When I was at the classroom, none of my classmates have arrived yet, so I was secretly happy that I was the first to arrive but then the happiness was short lived lah. 2 of the girls from my class came and they were like tweedle dee and tweedle dum. You know those 2 idiotic twins from alice in wonderland? Hahaha so funny lah. Then I checked MeL and found out today got no tutorials!! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
So that means I woke up so early, struggled in bed, left my dear bed bed alone at home for NOTHING. wa lau. That's why I'm here at makan place, bored and typing this stupid blogpost. OMG I just realized something. I never wear my blue watch today. ): I'm so sad.
Anyways here is a little something!
Thanks to Dione Quek for creating that awesome group! Now the rest also follow and create fan groups already, you pioneer the trend leh. Proud or not? :D Ya xun for spazzing in the group and joy for writing what is on the left side of the page. All you three get free subway cookies. Hahahaha like srsly. Free cookies hahaha. Ain't that dainty!!! <3 to you peeps!!! If all no opinions then the cookies shall be white chip, cause that's the best flavour ever.
Shawnee signing off from makan place!
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