Today was teachers day! Freaking awesome. Well I got to meet up with many of my old classmates. As usual, I was still the most handsome of them all. The performance was alright I guess. There was this singer who was singing until very ji dong, then he zao xia. WTF. LOL. Pawned himself right in the face can. Then the next event was Alana koo walking past. Wa lau eh, she's damn hot, especially her two mountains. Cannot tahan la. She is a discipline teacher, so she was scolding this guy. But I bet the guy who was getting scolded was damn shuang la, you can see the blissful pleasure oozing from his face. So after the staring was done, we went to play basketball. Then Hailiang said "WTF LA! You jump like dinosaur liddat!" I mean how the f**k does a dinosaur jump dude. LOL
Then we go see our teachers. So the first teacher I saw was the black teacher from our school, Mr Fernandez. So I was like all "Yo homie! Wassup my nigga? Shizzle my dizzle, my little frizzle!". Then he gave me this weird look and hug me. But of course, I just finished basketball and he was like all freaking out.
Then it was the chinese teacher Huang Mei Lian. I was probably her number one most hated student ever. LOL. The expression on her face was like a pig eating hardened shit while having a bad constipation. I ask her to give me chocolates and hongbao + the cute doraemon on her desk, but then she dowan. Then in the far end of staff room, I spotted the teacher that caused my A-maths to fail with flying colours, Mr Paul Lee So I was like from one end of the staff room to the other end shouting "EH LEE! Long time no see siah! I can see the horizon on your receding hairline liao siah!" So he was like all whatevaa. And stuff like that.
Then after attempting to steal food from the teacher's fridge unsuccessfully I went out and saw Mr Steven Quay. Wa Lau that KNNCCB teacher, say me what "Don't study hard now, later when you receive your results, L1R5 16, then you can only go those lousy JC, you will cry. But that is not tears of joy, you cry is because you see your future POOF in front of you." He even say "Siau Ming Hao, your physics can even get distinction I treat you meal in anywhere you want, even the Ritz Carlton Hotel also can" Walau eh, my O levels physics get A1 I damn happy can, I finally can stuff the paper in his face siah. Damn shuang damn shuang. So when I saw him I was like "Hello, Mr Teo" and he gave me a death glare and then smack me damn f**king hard on my back two times. LOL. So sad I never got to see the teacher that suspend me 3 times, detention me at least 10 times, confiscate my laptop cause I gaming in class for countless of times. I think maybe he leave school already. But heck la.
After that we continue to play basketball in the newly built, damn zai sport hall. But I think I was suffering from indigestion la. I played soccer and volleyball with the people there. The basketball abit too competitive la, sure lose. Then the guys taught me how to do those magic card tricks. Now I can go out and bluff those xiao mei mei liao. They see my tricks, they'll be like "OMG! So good, can I be your girlfriend please?" And I'll be all, "No way, you this kind want to be my girlfriend? Go take queue number please?" LOL okay dreams aside, the guys decided to go eat dinner.
We went to the usual market nearby which usually took like max 10 mins? Maybe only 5 mins. But I took like 30 mins to get there. Why? Because of my freaking stomach. I think stomach flu uh. So I was walking 2 steps then stop for 2 mins then continue walking again. IMBA slow. So the rest of the gang continue forward while Hailiang was like accompanying me throughout. Hailiang! You're the best slut and bitch in the world man. Your the suckiest retard ever. Damn I give such good compliments.
So we eat eat eat (I didn't), then talk alot of crappy stuff like girls, school, girls, girls, beef and DotA. Seriously, I don't understand girls at all man. Oh well, its the common problem every guy faces. Damn. So after that we went J8, walk around, then go arcade. There's this f**king lame game called "King of Animals". WTF, there was like a lion fighting a shark. Then the lion got some cool move called "Turbo spin" hahaha wtf, reminds me of the option button on my washing machines. Then there was also a stingray, floating in midair, in the middle of Africa, fighting a leopard. WTF. And you had to purchase those card thingies to play. WTF ARE THE KIDS THESE DAYS PLAYING? WHERE HAVE SOCCER, BASKETBALL AND BARBIE DOLLS GONE TO?
Oh well, after that I went to buy my Razer Sphex. Coolio mousepad man. Now my Razer Copperhead got girlfriend liao. Woooo. NICE.
So after that it was home for us. Oh yeah Ramly beef is damn fattening but damn sinfully good man. DAAYUMMM. Oh yeah, meeting JM tomorrow for secret present for Irwin. As if the CB 185 dollar diecast Ferrari 1985 GT wasn't enough.
The fun only begins when it goes overboard.
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