Booze teh night away.

Today was Red Camp SL interview day!! Well I guess it went ok... But there were really really alot of people that came to apply. Plus NP Ambassadors already took up many of the SL slots, so there is already very little slots to fight over with. Results will be out on Sep 11, on ambassadors.np.edu.sg Hopefully I did well enough to get into the Red Camp SL. Cause I know it'll be so damn fun and I'll get to meet alot of new friends :D

After that I went to library and looked at many of the failblog videos out there. Well it consoles me that there are plenty of failures out there in life other than me :)

Then I went to CJC. CJC not bad la, got a bit of chio girls here and there highly recommended by my dear friend See Ler who is probably the horniest guy in CJC. But whatever. Then we were supposed to go pubbing and drink the night away. Happy hour was from 5pm to 9pm and we were supposed to meet at 6pm. But NJC nerds had to take exams until 6:30pm? WTF. So in the end when the NJC nerd, Melvin, finally came to meet us at Orchard it was already 8:30pm. Left half an hour to closing time of happy hour. So we planned to chiong there fast and order like as many pints of beer as possible before happy hour over. But See Ler dressed like some kopi boy at kopitiam. Complete with shirt and CJC pe shorts. Then everyone at the pub was like so "cool". Long story short, we never got into the pub. In the end, we went to New York New york to order some exquisite new york cuisine.

See Ler, like a noob trying to act pro. Want to drink in the end have to go Cold Storage and buy beer. F**king noobshit. So in the end I got a bottle of Corona and See Ler got 2 cans of sapporo, one can of some weird brand and Carlsberg. I ordered Black pepper chicken chop spaghetti. I swear the bloody spaghetti sucks to the core and the chicken chop like those deep fried tempura cardboard you can find at KFC. The spaghetti like those rafia strings that scouts use to tie their rape victims to pole. After that chill at New York New York until closing time. Yuantat that noob shit. His hair long like thai transvestite pubic hair. Act japanese only. Like those noob otaku whole day stay at home watching anime, read manga and wank to those low quality hentai. He keep saying tired tired want to go home, then fell asleep in NYNY. Damn stupid thing to do can. So I bloody cannot take it. I take the condiments (e.g. Pepper, cheese powder, chilli flakes) and spam on his act japanese long pubic hair. There is a video but have to wait for see ler to upload.

After that we were walking in the shopping centre and Hang Ping that noob whose name sounds like humping, don't know drunk or what, tried to spear the act japanese yuantat. He f**king jumped in the air and launched himself at yuantat's ass. WTF. Worse of all he missed and ~!@#$%^ speared into a random passerby. Damn funny can. So in the end go home.

Then at the MRT, I decided that I must go toilet. So I went to the MRT toilet and the MRT toilet outside put a sign. "Toilet closes at 10:30pm, if you have an urgent matter, please contact the MRT staff." WHAT THE F**K! I have an urgent matter and why the hell need to lock toilet!!!! Got people steal the toilet bowl meh!! Wah piang, in the end no mood to pee liao. So go home lor. END OF STORY =D

Oh first time I went to Ion Orchard. Wah damn alot of stalls siah at the B4. The Food Street like heaven like that. Next time I must bring alot of moolah and waste it on the food and grow fat like shit.

Oh ya my birthday 2 more days only. 2 more days to being LEGAL. HELL YES.