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Horoscope for today!!

"There will be no such thing as sensory overload for you today -- every stimulation, sound and sight will feed your mind in an exciting way. It's a great day to go exploring! Unusual food, bizarre music, and foreign movies are just the ticket for your intellectually curious mind. Do something you have never done before, eat something you've never eaten before, or listen to something you've never heard before -- you will wake up tomorrow a better person for doing so."

'Intellectually curious mind', so to Kaimin, Constance, Priscilla and all my other friends who keep asking me why I have those weird questions. THERE YOU GO! :D

Now onto things that happened yesterday.

Yesterday I worked at Sheraton. Usually I would have a long anecdote on all the fun and funny things that happened. But this was totally different.

Alright first of all, I had worked at Meritus Mandarin the previous day. So when I went home, I was super tired, but then when I went home I just couldn't sleep. So I used the comp until the wee hours of the morning. Barely sleeping for a few hours, I was rudely awaken by the fingers of my mother wrapped around my neck shaking my head vigorously. There was a loud crack and then I woke up. I fumbled around the house like a drunkard who was drunk. Ate my breakfast then went back to sleep. Halfway through my dream with super hot Megan Fox, I heard this voice of telling to wake up and go for work. I opened my dreamy eyes and glanced towards my cock. oh waitt.... I meant clock. I saw that it was going to be 5pm in like 5 mins and so I clicked the eject button on the side of my bed and blasted towards the toilet, showered, changed and was out of the house in 30 mins. By the time I reached Sheraton Towers, the shower I had taken before was nullified, I was sweating like a sweaty marathon runner at the 41.99km mark. So I rushed in and wanted to sign in. Then I glanced at the office clock and saw that the time was actually not even 5pm!! I mistook 4pm to be 5pm!! Arrrghhh.... When can I stop this blurness?!

And so I signed in at 4pm (Even though I came in at like 4:30pm), and decided to go down for dinner first. When I went up, everyone gathered and readied themselves for role assignment and attendance marking. And so they called names one by one (No not those distasteful nicknames, REAL names). Weirdly my name wasn't called. I checked with the captain, I ran my eyes up and down the names list so fast that the friction between my eyeballs and eyelids practically accumulated to the extent that my balls were on fire. But even then, there was no "Shawn" or "Ming Hao". I was horrified. My heart floated on the oncoming gush of half digested dinner rising up my oesophagus and finally ended in my mouth. Some 'Made-in-China, Myanmar, Vietnam and other places where babies are born with cunningness and slyness' asshole went to cancel my name from the Shift List and decided to conveniently add in his own name. Unfortunately, that asshole was smart enough to erase all traces of evidence.

And so I was on the verge of getting sent back home. Luckily there was food tasting in one of the function rooms called 'Pearl Room'. I was to be the runner, to run up and down from Second Level to Basement Level 1 collecting the dishes from "*** Bai's Kitchen". Okay la the kitchen is called 'Li Bai's Kitchen'. So everyone was going smoothly, I was to collect dishes after dishes. When it came to the Sea Cucumber and Abalone dish though, there was a little mishap. I was supposed to take the lift from Basement 1 to Level 2, so I was there waiting for the lift. Then as the lift came, and I was walking into the lift, for no reason the lift doors just closed on me. And *floop*, two sea penises were flying in the air, spilling all their gravy everywhere. As they wobbled on the floor of the lift I thought to myself, "This time GG". But of course, I wouldn't let this tiny obstacle stand in my way. I picked up the 2 slippery, slimy sea penises and placed them back on the dish. 化险为夷 Disaster solved! YAY! V(^-^)

So by 9pm, the food tasting was done. Then me and another girl called Bei yi (She was the server) ,cleared everything then slacked with the captain in the 'Pearl' room. Slacked there reading newspapers, talking about random stuff and eating durian cake for like 1 hour. Then we went up to the 3rd level to set up the 'Turqouise' room for a lunch meeting tomorrow. Set up liao then got nothing to do, so from 11pm to 1am, just sat in the room, doing nothing. Walked around level 3 aimlessly too. Level 3 was empty at that time, so it was just me and Bei yi. Explored all the offices and stuff. Found a super cool christmas tree in one of the office. Talk about security issues man. The door wasn't even locked. After that went to the pantry and drank F&N Outrageous Orange, then drank milk. Then found the cookie jar but unfortunately, it was empty. :( Went down to the cafeteria. Took the condensed milk and made a super sweet drink. I just love super sweet stuff. Bei yi took a sip and immediately spitted it out, claiming that it was way too sweet. But I found it okay lei. haha. So we went back up to the 'Turquoise' room and slacked the remaining hours away.

TODAY WAS THE SLACKIEST DAY I'VE EVER WORKED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. But the bad part about being slacky is that it is insanely boring. Imagine 2 people sitting in a room looking at each other with nothing to say.


And oh yeah, Orchard Road mobbing later!! Woo wee wow!! :D
And I just realised that I laugh too much and smile for utmost no reason.
And I still can't let go of you. Yet.

Oh yeah the female captain at Meritus is super funny. Steam sea bass can be pronouced in her hands as 'Steamed sea bun'. I mean, WTF is a SEA BUN? LoL. Anyone show me what's a sea bun please. =)