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Horoscope for today!!

"There will be no such thing as sensory overload for you today -- every stimulation, sound and sight will feed your mind in an exciting way. It's a great day to go exploring! Unusual food, bizarre music, and foreign movies are just the ticket for your intellectually curious mind. Do something you have never done before, eat something you've never eaten before, or listen to something you've never heard before -- you will wake up tomorrow a better person for doing so."

'Intellectually curious mind', so to Kaimin, Constance, Priscilla and all my other friends who keep asking me why I have those weird questions. THERE YOU GO! :D

Now onto things that happened yesterday.

Yesterday I worked at Sheraton. Usually I would have a long anecdote on all the fun and funny things that happened. But this was totally different.

Alright first of all, I had worked at Meritus Mandarin the previous day. So when I went home, I was super tired, but then when I went home I just couldn't sleep. So I used the comp until the wee hours of the morning. Barely sleeping for a few hours, I was rudely awaken by the fingers of my mother wrapped around my neck shaking my head vigorously. There was a loud crack and then I woke up. I fumbled around the house like a drunkard who was drunk. Ate my breakfast then went back to sleep. Halfway through my dream with super hot Megan Fox, I heard this voice of telling to wake up and go for work. I opened my dreamy eyes and glanced towards my cock. oh waitt.... I meant clock. I saw that it was going to be 5pm in like 5 mins and so I clicked the eject button on the side of my bed and blasted towards the toilet, showered, changed and was out of the house in 30 mins. By the time I reached Sheraton Towers, the shower I had taken before was nullified, I was sweating like a sweaty marathon runner at the 41.99km mark. So I rushed in and wanted to sign in. Then I glanced at the office clock and saw that the time was actually not even 5pm!! I mistook 4pm to be 5pm!! Arrrghhh.... When can I stop this blurness?!

And so I signed in at 4pm (Even though I came in at like 4:30pm), and decided to go down for dinner first. When I went up, everyone gathered and readied themselves for role assignment and attendance marking. And so they called names one by one (No not those distasteful nicknames, REAL names). Weirdly my name wasn't called. I checked with the captain, I ran my eyes up and down the names list so fast that the friction between my eyeballs and eyelids practically accumulated to the extent that my balls were on fire. But even then, there was no "Shawn" or "Ming Hao". I was horrified. My heart floated on the oncoming gush of half digested dinner rising up my oesophagus and finally ended in my mouth. Some 'Made-in-China, Myanmar, Vietnam and other places where babies are born with cunningness and slyness' asshole went to cancel my name from the Shift List and decided to conveniently add in his own name. Unfortunately, that asshole was smart enough to erase all traces of evidence.

And so I was on the verge of getting sent back home. Luckily there was food tasting in one of the function rooms called 'Pearl Room'. I was to be the runner, to run up and down from Second Level to Basement Level 1 collecting the dishes from "*** Bai's Kitchen". Okay la the kitchen is called 'Li Bai's Kitchen'. So everyone was going smoothly, I was to collect dishes after dishes. When it came to the Sea Cucumber and Abalone dish though, there was a little mishap. I was supposed to take the lift from Basement 1 to Level 2, so I was there waiting for the lift. Then as the lift came, and I was walking into the lift, for no reason the lift doors just closed on me. And *floop*, two sea penises were flying in the air, spilling all their gravy everywhere. As they wobbled on the floor of the lift I thought to myself, "This time GG". But of course, I wouldn't let this tiny obstacle stand in my way. I picked up the 2 slippery, slimy sea penises and placed them back on the dish. 化险为夷 Disaster solved! YAY! V(^-^)

So by 9pm, the food tasting was done. Then me and another girl called Bei yi (She was the server) ,cleared everything then slacked with the captain in the 'Pearl' room. Slacked there reading newspapers, talking about random stuff and eating durian cake for like 1 hour. Then we went up to the 3rd level to set up the 'Turqouise' room for a lunch meeting tomorrow. Set up liao then got nothing to do, so from 11pm to 1am, just sat in the room, doing nothing. Walked around level 3 aimlessly too. Level 3 was empty at that time, so it was just me and Bei yi. Explored all the offices and stuff. Found a super cool christmas tree in one of the office. Talk about security issues man. The door wasn't even locked. After that went to the pantry and drank F&N Outrageous Orange, then drank milk. Then found the cookie jar but unfortunately, it was empty. :( Went down to the cafeteria. Took the condensed milk and made a super sweet drink. I just love super sweet stuff. Bei yi took a sip and immediately spitted it out, claiming that it was way too sweet. But I found it okay lei. haha. So we went back up to the 'Turquoise' room and slacked the remaining hours away.

TODAY WAS THE SLACKIEST DAY I'VE EVER WORKED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. But the bad part about being slacky is that it is insanely boring. Imagine 2 people sitting in a room looking at each other with nothing to say.


And oh yeah, Orchard Road mobbing later!! Woo wee wow!! :D
And I just realised that I laugh too much and smile for utmost no reason.
And I still can't let go of you. Yet.

Oh yeah the female captain at Meritus is super funny. Steam sea bass can be pronouced in her hands as 'Steamed sea bun'. I mean, WTF is a SEA BUN? LoL. Anyone show me what's a sea bun please. =)

Delving into life's mysteries

Dear Reina,

To provide people with answers to the questions to their futures and to earn a quick buck, some smart guy decided he would create something called a horoscope and scam senseless people out of their life's savings and 棺材本. That 'something' is called the horoscope. Soon this spread like wildfire and almost anything and everything can be used to predict futures. From the lines on palms, to the position of fat moles on faces, down to the leftovers from coffee cups.

However with the advent of the Internet, such scams now do not scam people of money. That would be pointless since everyone is so rich. So some guy decided he could dominate the world by controlling the minds of senseless brainless people through horoscopes. Of course he wasn't the only one who came up with the bright idea. And thus the power struggle of world domination by computer geeks who are really fat asses who have no life, clad in boxers and have bottles of pee and faeces surrounding them, BEGUN.

Whatever.

My horoscope from the ooh-so-user-friendly friendster is.... *Drumroll*

"When you see a chance to get ahead today, you just have to take it! Save all of the deep and meaningful (and time consuming) contemplation for another time. You are in a phase of your life when you need proactive action, not passive reflection. Let yourself get comfortable with the idea that you can't hit a home run every single time that you step up to bat. Aiming for a perfect score every time isn't realistic, and you could be setting yourself up for disappointment."

Alright what's there point of me showing my horoscope to you together with such a long intro? Well the point is... well there isn't. =D

Okay, yesterday I was working at Meritus Mandarin again. Well, it was a wedding. I'm beginning to hate weddings. hahaha I don't know why. All those love songs playing and stuff. Can't take it. :S Yesterday I did 2 tables. One table was filled with those rich taitais with super fat fingers adorned with rings. The other was a even mix of mothers, aunties and those old tikopek who keep ogling at the plunging neckline of the ooh-so-sexy women from the opposite table. There were 2 imps who were determined to make my night as bad as possible. Arrghh! 我忍！！！

And so the rich taitais, whose body figures resembled that of a well-fed slug, slowly sashayed into the ballroom. I wonder how they even keep their balance. Their body figure defies the laws of physics. Perhaps those rings on their juicy fat fingers help to keep their center of gravity low.

At first glance they may seem to be those kind, generous, philanthropic ladies. But once their fat asses touched the satin chairs, they revealed their true colours. "AH BOY!!! One plate of chili PURLISS!" "WAITER!! KOUK PLIS!!" "PEE NATS PRIS!" OMG, one request came after another. Finally when all their requests (Or demands I should say) have been fulfilled, I collapsed, there was barely a breath left in me. I was a remnant of my former-self. Tortured by the evil taitais to the point of balancing on the cliffs of death. Poor me :(

But that was not yet! I still had another table to attend to!! So using the power granted to me by guan yin, I summoned my last breath to stand up and attend to that table. There were 2 kids at that table, I thought to myself, "Great... Kids for dinner >:)" But I was to regret those thoughts later. THOSE WERE DEVILS!! Cleverly disguised in the form of kids to trick poor Banquet waiters like me! I wondered to myself, what have I done to deserve such treatment!! Firstly they asked for coke, then for sprite, then for straws. Then an uncle asked for beer and then an auntie ask for warm water. And guess what all the requests were made one by one. I suspected that the old tikopek in white was the mastermind of all this. Trying to test my patience! But I'm SHAWN SIAU MING HAO! Banquet waiter of Meritus Mandarin! Surely I can take the trials of the rich taitais, old tikopeks and devils disguised in the form of innocent children! So in order to take a coke, a sprite, 2 straws, one beer and one glass of warm water, I had to run 6 times back and fro from the bar. And it was not as if I was situated near the bar. I was situated right smack at the end of ballroom 3!! I think I ran 2.4km just to complete all my requests. Finally when all the teacups were filled, requests done, flowers cleared, table numbers placed away, I thought to myself, "wheeeww". Then the black manager came to me and said, "oi oi oi!! What you doing?! PICKUP PICKUP!!"

I whispered vulgarites and cursed my luck. So I obidiently went into the kitchen for pickup. So things were going as usual. Clearing plates and changing plates. Then one of the rich taitais went to knock out a glass of red wine and it splashed all over 2 rich taitai's. I guess her fingers were just too fat and probably got into the way. So I had to go change her napkin for her. I went to gave her the napkin I used to wipe the dishes. hahaha. Hey you can't blame me right? I couldn't find any more napkins anywhere mar.... So things continued as usual. But the rich taitais kept asking me to change their teacups because the tea went cold. I was like can't you just drink like 10ml of cold tea and then I can help you pour in hot tea instead of me running to the sink to pour away the cold tea and then refilling it with hot one for you? Then came to the abalone dish. Then I just placed it on the table and some guy from another table said he will serve it for them. He's not a waiter btw, he's a guest. So I let him serve lor. Then I went to take bowls and spoons for the preparation of the sweetest course <3!!

Then I came back and to my horror, the lady said that she had abalone sauce on her ooh-so-expensive silk blouse. She kept pointing to her fake breasts and kept saying; "POWDER POWDER!! I WANT POWDER!!" I was like wtf? You want chilli powder issit? Or pepper or?

In the end, what she really wanted was TALCUM powder. I have no idea wtf spamming talcum powder on a abalone sauce stained ooh-so-expensive silk blouse can help. The blouse probably became worst the way I see it. Became a total mess. Rich taitais, seriously don't even know that 爽身粉 is called Talcum powder? If they don't know it's 爽身粉, I'll understand since not many people know that, but TALCUM powder, how can you not know?! I knew that since I was like in primary school!! Even if you didn't know, don't you read the labels on the products you buy?! Okay, maybe they have maids to buy for them, so I suppose their maids would have a higher Intelligence Quotient than them.

Then William had to interrogate me about that incident. Obviously I would not have been so dumb as to spill abalone sauce on a guest. But William still spent like 5-10 mins interrogating me :S That made me like the 2nd slowest waiter. I was actually one of the faster ones la. In the end, become one of the slower ones.

Now the dessert. The dessert was really special today, it was some sweet concoction of papaya, yam paste and lots of milk or something. I think it was coconut milk. It was super aromatic, but also super hard to serve. The yam paste is like some super sticky glue. Very hard to serve. But in the end I still managed to serve all. Have to use the bowl's spoon to scrape the paste out of the ladle. I laughed at those waiters who tried to let the sticky yam paste slide into the bowl from the ladle. But of course, apart from laughing, I also went to help them la. :)

Well, all was not bad. In the end, there was a bowl of dessert leftover by the guest. So after clearing my cups, plates and utensils, I snuck the bowl into the kitchen and dug in! I've never seen such a dessert before and it tasted as sweet as it looked! Super yummy <3!!

After that I went home with Pearlyn, Yuhan and Junwei. I really have to thank Yuhan though, she helped me with the tables when they first came in and did so many requests. So we went on the red line train and went home.

So that is one day at Meritus Mandarin summarized in one blogpost. :D

FRIEND ZONE

The friend zone is one of the oldest and most common traps that women set up to trick gullible losers into an eternity of mental enslavement. The stage is set for the friend zone when the woman is already in a relationship with a real man. As often as 13 year old boys need to curse and swear or watch porn, girls just have to whine about something; therefore she tries to whine to her boyfriend. Being an Alpha Male the guy has better things to do than listening to her complaints about how insensitive he is when he leaves the toilet seat up, how he doesn't call enough, and other crap nobody cares about so he tells her to shut the hell up. Of course after a while of this she will start hemorrhaging angst and will desperately need an emotional tampon to soak it all up. This is when she will lure in a spineless nice guy for her to brutally shove into a bloody cesspool of emotional baggage called the Friend Zone.

The Trap:

The trap consists of a girl feigning interest in some vulnerable beta male whimp.

Part 1 (the mind screw): She will start flirting with the guy until he shows visible signs of becoming hopelessly in love with her. When the guy starts to flirt back, she will suddenly ignore him causing uncertainty which will make him think he's "going too fast" so he will back down. She will then repeat the same thing ad nauseum.

Part 2 (the milking): During the now unbreakable cycle she will tell him all her angst and nonsense while saying lies to keep him interested:

* "Thanks for listening, you are such an angel."
* "Why can't more guys be like you?"
* "You're so cute!"
* "My boyfriend is so mean.... you would make the perfect man."
* "I Heart You" or "I luv you"
* "You are like a brother to me."

She will also hint for him to buy stuff for her which the idiot will. Basically she will milk him for as much attention, hugs, and gifts for as long as she can keep this game up. The guy's belief in these lies will lead to him always being stuck in the friend zone and will cause the incurable "permavirgin" status.

When he asks her out

When a guy actually gains the courage to ask her out she will keep him in by just saying "I'm not ready for a relationship right now", or "I'm not entirely sure of my own feelings" (hinting that there might be hope later), and thus the cycle continues.

OR

She will admit that she wants to be just friends (which is just 1 level of hell less to endure). But it doesn't end there, no sir. When she misses all the gifts and is in need of another emotional sponge, she will go right back to crying on his shoulder and saying how "My BF and I going through a rough time, and I think we're going to break up". She will then show interest in him again, but this time around when he asks her out again she just has to say "Him and I are broken up, but I still have feelings for him...... I'm so confused!" and continue to pine for her old boyfriend while restarting the cycle once again.

OR

She will agree to date him, then unexpectedly call it off at the last minute. The dumb loser won't connect the dots and continue to pine after the upstanding young lady. By the time he figures it out, he's graduated high school and is alone in the basement. *sounds of crying*.

Why do they do it?

Since the advent of feminism women have incorporated the concept that they are more equal than men in life. As such, men have grown up in an environment where women are worshipped and honored because men are so afraid of making a mistake in their opposite sex relationships. Think of it like a dog/owner relationship. All women, at their core, are filthy idiots. This isn't an insult, because it's true. It's science. If someone is a male and finds themselves pining over a girl because she is willing to honor their failure of an existence on this earth with an AIM message once a week asking for computer help or to borrow a few hundred bucks so that she and her boyfriend could rent a cherry picker and make out outside your bedroom window, that person would be only too happy to provide her with said provisions because in their delusional state of neckbearded virginity they think that somehow it will lead to her loving them. In truth, that virgin is her property, not the other way round.

Is There Hope?

NO. There is no hope. You have a better chance of singlehandedly bringing peace to the Middle East than breaking free of the friend zone and dating her. Contrary to what compliments she has given you she would rather take a .357 magnum to the head than to even think about actually dating you.

Well, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Just like you admitted to jacking off to crap you have finally taken the first step to admitting you are one gullible dumbass who is an embarrassment to the male gender. So to get out follow these steps:

1. Violence.
2. Get it in your head that you got played like a fiddle, and you must forget about her.
3. Become "interested" with secunda, and talk to prima about how perfect secunda is, and show a complete loss of intrest for prima. 50% chance that her jealous will drive her to rethink your status, otherwise she will stop leading you on and find another sucker... win:win situation
4. Don't talk to her ever again. Communicating with her will compromise your chances of getting out.
5. Block her from MSN, Myspace, Facebook, and everything else you can think of Screw it. Just unplug your internets.
6. Unplug your phone.
7. Burn your house down, change your name and move to Canada.

Things to say when they call

Alternatively, one can attempt to escape by using one (or all!) of these suitable responses when a woman attempts to use their siren-song on the unsuspecting ears of a lowly virgin:

1. No, I refuse to help you! Good day!
2. Only if you [insert explicit activity].
3. What are you wearing?
4. I know I've never mentioned this before, but I'm hung like a pringles can.
5. Only if you give me a blumpkin.
6. Let's have a sleepover instead!
7. You know, I just came back from my tantra course. They taught us how to give women 45 minute orgasms.
8. Still on the pill?
9. Sure, but before that I want to test out this new swing I installed in my basement.

The Inconvenient Truth

But seriously folks when you really get down to the facts, the said amount of girls who deliberately sap guys for attention & gifts is extremely overblown. This is because the internet is this gigantic cesspool of angry permavirgin nerds who blame all their failures with women on women by furiously typing their rage-induced sob stories and posting it on their blogs, message boards, & imageboards. These are the kind of spineless morons think that if a girl says "Hello" to them, or if they buy a gift for a girl, that suddenly entitles them to sex and if they are turned down they complain that she "Friend Zone'd" or "Led him on".

It's the age-old mentality that can be summed up as the "Nice guy" syndrome: Claiming to be such a "Nice", "Sensitive" and "Caring" guy only to get into a womans pants; but is very quick to turn around and call her a "Whore" and" "Slut" the second she turns his sorry ass down, while being completely oblivious to the irony of their own statements. It's one of the biggest examples of victim complex in the Internets today.

The raging crapstorm continues when these guys make this claim that everyone who does get laid by the said girls are a "assholes", or that "girls are only attracted to assholes". This is total nonsense of course and is just more whining to make the supposed nice guys feel all comfortable in their gross ignorance.

As you can see, actual instances of the so called "Friend Zone" are rather rare and most are told by nice guys (and if you do fall into a trap of a women sapping you for attention; your damn fault for falling for such an obvious trap and hope you actually learn from the experience). We would give you some further PROTIPS: in life but you are probably too butthurt by being told the truth you don't want to hear. In fact, keep your immature behavior up, keep blaming women for your inability to get laid, you will just make it easier for the rest of us. Have fun comforting yourself by memorizing the Ladder theory and buying yourself that fleshlight. I'm sure it's as good as the real thing.

Moving on.

Alrighty, I have to *try* to put things behind me and move on. I've created a list of stuff to occupy myself next week!

1. Orchard road mobbing on Sunday
2. Street soccer, Basketball!!
3. Learn to backflip off a wall.
4. Go professional with yoyo again.
5. Probably try play dota professionally again or something.
6. Sing sing sing.
7. Dance dance dance.
8. Watch Twilight on my own, I have to get used to doing things alone.
9. Practice freestyle on soccer.


And finally

10. Forget.



10 things to do next week, hopefully it can take my mind off certain stuff.

Fate?

Or perhaps just pure coincidence?

I was wondering about this topic. Does everything that happens in the world planned by someone of a higher order? It's like you throw a ball into the air, you know it is going to go up, stop, then come back down. You can know exactly what is going to happen. It's simple physics, you know the variables and the constants and therefore able to predict what is going to happen.

But what about the more complicated stuff? Let's talk about chance or "probability" in mathematical terms. Is it possible to predict what a person would throw in a simple game of scissors, paper, stones? Theoretically if you knew all the variables, it would be possible. But the human brain is a complex instrument. There is far too many variables to be able to predict it. Although there can only be 3 outcomes. It is almost impossible to predict with 100% accuracy.

There is this demon called Laplace's demon. It is a hypothetical "demon" such that if it knew the precise location and momentum of every atom in the universe then it could use Newton's Laws to reveal the entire course of cosmic events, past and future. So if this demon knows all the variables, he is able to predict everything. If such, then what do we live our lives for since everything is planned?

It is something that we possess called FREE WILL. It gives us a tiny but potent chance at denying fate. It's the reason why we don't all run in a straight line. That's why we don't obey the laws of physics. That's why we are humans. It is what make us, us.

当你

如果有一天，我离你遥远
不能再和你相约，你是否会发觉我已经说再见？

当你的眼睛眯着笑
当你喝可乐当你吵
我想对你好，你从来不知道
像你想你，也能成为嗜好。

当你说今天的烦恼，
当你说夜深你睡不着，
我想对你说，
却害怕都说错。
好喜欢你， 知不知道？

如果有一天，梦想都实现
回忆都成了永远， 你是否还会记得昨天？

如果有一天，我们都发觉原来什么都可以，
无论是否，你还会停留在这里？

也许空虚让我想得太多，
也许该回到被窝。

梦里会相遇，就毫不犹豫
大声地说：“我要说。。。　好喜欢你，知不知道？”


Weird... You're not supposed to even mean this much to me.

Happy CNY!!

Aiyah... CNY lai liaoz... nvr even came near my computer... Again lots of things have happened this week. First the good news:

1. I have been promoted to Admin status on Zion yay!! Below is a message from the Frog himself! MrFrog!

Promotion of {Xiao}Hao

Ever since {Xiao}Hao has dedicated his time and effort to help the users , most of the users have told me that {Xiao}Hao is a great helper and has been there to help when needed, and because he has helped alot of people and good performance in #zinc, i hereby promote {Xiao}Hao as an admin from effect of 6 Feb 2008 12:00pm. Keep up the good work, {Xiao}Hao and hopefully you can train your own helpers in the future and pass on what u have.

Hehehe... Beware users... ...

2. Morning Musume CDs spotted at J8!! YAY!! 2 of them actually, Ikkimashoi and No.5 Not sure if there was more, because I was going to catch CJ7 and did'nt have time to browse through the whole collection... I'm going to buy them tomorrow :)

Ikkimashoi












No. 5











3. Lots and lots of HongBao money!!

My ah ma and ah gong gimme 400 each.. :)


Now for the bad stuff.

1. My hard drive left 114mb of space... Damn sad right?

2. The above 2 singles do NOT consist of Tanaka Reina :(

3. The above 2 singles do NOT consist of Tanaka Reina >: (

4. The above 2 singles do NOT consist of Tanaka Reina (I mean seriously la... What is a single without Tanaka Reina? It's like a toilet bowl without the toilet bowl cover. It's like a human without an anus... *yuck*)

5. The above 2 singles do NOT consist of Tanaka Reina




Enough liaoz... Shall sign off now...

woah pain....

Today was the last day of the exams.... (this time really finish, me no lies to you) You should have seen the English HOD smiling viciously at us after the papers were collected la... "You all want to get out of here right?... hehehe... Lemme give you a long speech on examz.... Woah sibei buay tahan...

After that we chiong back to class.... I thought that the classroom was locked so I removed the window panes to climb in... then dunno why RongYang walk to the classroom inside and say "hello <3" I was like WTF?! RongYang!!! You got special powers too?! You can phase through walls? I only telekenises (Sorry la dunno how to spell) Then he said that the blardy classroom door this time nvr lock... T.T

Then we got our weekly subscription of the Straits Times then I saw this article "Pornshops report a rise in business" (Actually it's pawnshops la XD) Other than that there was nothing much liaoz la... oh yeah, I also tried pronouncing our Finance Minister's name but to no avail... It was some taman shamugarathan or something.... After our english teacher went out of class everyone started to do whatever we monkeys do best. I try to learn hand stand... But it resulted in my almost breaking my butt... Now my right buttcheek is friggin pain... Now pangsai also damn hard... the pangsai always slide off my leftcheek. LoL And I tink someone went to throw Goh Kee Yong's (Yes he is my father... I can call him that) shoes into the school's Koi fish pond... HAHAHA...

Anywayz, after school we went to the basketball court to play basketball (All because of the Hak Boon, building wad sports hall.... build over the track somemore...) anyways we were there playing and me limping around the basketball court due to my paralysed right buttcheek... And so we play and play then shout at the Whitley people who were being dimissed.... I swore one of them was stalking me home la... I think she/he/it really likes me (Who does'nt?? 我是人见人爱的嘛) Either that or he/she/it is trying to kill me... I've padlocked all my windows liaoz... So no worryz... Tomorrow dunno want take MC ornot... later he/she/it waiting outside for me la...

Well... I cycled HaiLiang to J8... It felt almost like 不能说的秘密, except is the BrokeBack version la... So now I am here, with a paralysed right buttcheek, typing this time-wasting blogpost...

So signing of DarkwinteR
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終了！

FINALLY!! After months of intensive mugging (Not really months but hours :P) it's finally over... No I've not taken the O levels... It's just my prelim 1.... Lots of things have happen over this past week.

1. My Creative Zen has just been to where all tech devices go (Michael Jackson's Neverland... Yes Michael does do USB ports too... Well it's somewhere you can plug something into right? ;) ) I hope it's enjoying its stay there... Well long story short, Windows has Blue Screen Of Death, Zen has White Light. ( Do not look at the white light!! Run away from it!!) I believe it's some prophecy that GoD gave to me... Armageddon is coming... Beware everyone... Start building your Arks now.

2. I found out that I can do a wall run. It can take 3 steps (MAX) on a wall and reach a height of about 3 metres? Quite cool heh? *SpiderMan music plays* It all started when a spider bit me...

3. The "Sun Wu Kong" tried to confiscate my Zen... He said I have to get B3 for A-maths in order to not let him get my Zen... That bladdy Zenophile. He wants to screw my Zen :(

4. I learnt 2 new pen spinning techniques...

5. I suddenly can mime...



I also just brought my Zen to the bloody Customer Care Centre... Customer Care your HEAD! Sweets also dun have... Call wad customer care...

So I was grabbing my Zen like it was the Ring of Sauron and slowly walked into the forsaken land of Creative Customer Care... The chief saw me coming and whispered to the his partner, "wah... look... This time sure die liao one." As he took my Zen with shaky hands, he placed it on the table and fainted and started foaming at the mouth... His companion follow suit but he foam in the nose... I also dunno why. So I played with the little bell on the table... Quite fun to play... *Ting ting tiiiiinnnng ting ting tinnggg* Then the CEO suddenly chiong out say, "WHO THE F**KING C**O C**E BYE PLAYING WITH THE BELL AGAIN!! I TELL HOW MANY TIMES LIAO!! WORKING CANNOT PLAY WITH THE... Aiyah... beri solli sir.... My minions beri the toopid one *Lifts one worker and puts him through the shredder* How can I helps chu sir? *Lifts the other one and put in the shredder* " I told him my Zen had the "White Light" "WTF!?! Your Zen gotch e White Light? Liddat die liaoz, your Zen ah... must cast back to the fire of the Mount Doom ah... Need take at least one week ah... The bird fly beri the slow... so not my problem"


So that is it... The bird is on it's way to Mount Doom!! Bladdy Creative, why can't they use Airplanes instead? =P

1st Blog POST!!

Well... I'm going to try creating a blog just for fun... Now... what do I write?
Lemme do an introduction of myself first then...

I am a man that goes by many names... Most people know me as {Xiao}Hao OR DarkwinteR

Well... I love to game especially DotA but my love for DotA has been slowly dying down.... But do msg me for a game though!! I like J-pop too and especiallyモ～ニング娘 (Morning Musume), probably mostly because of Tanaka Reina XD I am learning japanese too... Self-learning...

I am pretty short and that sucks... only 165cm tall!! >.<
I weigh around 60kg...
I have studied for god-knows how many years in an All-boys school... That sucks... (Really)
If any gals wanna ask me out NO PROBLEM!! ;) My MSN is Fyreblaze@hotmail.com and Friendster is www.friendster.com/littlehao

I like to surf forums, (forum.zinc.sg, Hello-online.org, Hardwarezone.com etc etc) I pretty ok at computer stuff... Trying to learn some mirc scripting and PHP stuff... (I'm still a noob at it LoL) Well if you constantly surf the ZINC forums, you would have came across my thread somewhere XD Leave a comment ok? I still use mIRC and I am usually on GameSurge server (Channels: #Binders, #Dotarian, #DraftZone, #MapRequest, #MoTD, #snoopyx, #twit, #vAmpirism, #ZincHelp, #Zinc) and also on the Galaxy.net server (Channels: #cOngx.com, #leens.com, #notdam). You can also pm me on any of the above mentioned forums, my username is DarkwinteR on most forums and {Xiao}Hao on mIRC. Well, that's it for now... Gotta prepare for Social Studies and Chemistry tomorrow >.< *DIES*
I should'nt even be here LoL!